Kevin
Kinzy, The Freakmaster
Kevin, page 2
Kevin is the heart & soul of the Freak Factory.
He is the founder and Freakmaster of the Beast that is the Freak Factory.

Not only did he
design and fabricate much of the equipment used at the Freak
Factory, but he creates the atmosphere and energy that is the spirit of this
gutted old house overrun by rottweilers.

His
spirit is much like the Freak Factory logo- Our RAMPANT LION.
When a creature of this sort goes out of control you can only do
one thing- GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!!!!

Over
ten years ago, Kevin embraced his Scottish-American roots through strength
athletics by competing in the Highland Games.
Here he excelled in a strength sport that requires strength, athleticism
and explosive power.

He
earned many accolades throughout his highland games career, along with a
highland games record for the farthest throw by a B class athlete in the Heavy
Hammer. Kevin is most
notorious for his showmanship and on field antics.
So don’t turn your head if Kevin is in the middle of an event or you
might miss him chasing down a field judge with an 18 ft caber.
Be warned, when Kevin steps on the field, hilarity ensues.

Kevin is the highly respected head freak of this band of brothers.
He is responsible for building the skills of every athlete that passes
through the gauntlet of the Freak Factory.

He will always be in the ear of his freaks yelling out instructions or
useful words of encouragement.
Not only is he a great mentor in strength, but he is a great friend and
mentor in life.

A commonality
amongst most of the group is ferocity in which they train and compete.
Kevin shares the same commonality with the exception that he does it with
levity and pure enjoyment for what he is about to accomplish.
It is what makes him unique and a role model for all that cross his path.

Kevin’s
Quotes:
-
Don’t
stop, MAGGOT!!
-
Do
you want to get the letter?
-
Grip
it and rip it, BABY!
-
Want
some Equi-block?
-
Somebody
hand me a bag of ice
-
Next
event, Barbeque!
-
Extra
marshmallows on those sweet potatoes, please.









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